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I don’t live in an opera, so when I want to enlarge a kitchen I have to swing a sledge hammer and hope the wall isn’t the load bearing kind.
Fortunately, most interior walls have no structural significance. They don't hold the ceilings up or keep the foundation from caving in. All they do is divide broad empty spaces into smaller spaces: spaces for eating, sleeping, recreation, and storage. These non-load bearing walls are the conscience of our homes, telling us what to do, when to do it, and how many people we can do it with.

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To make matters worse, a previous landlord had added hasty partitions. He gave his tenants closets and an extra bedroom, but took away space and light.
"We don't need so many walls," I told Pat.
I imagined transforming the stuffy rental apartment into a grand open space, liberated from rigid ideas on how to live. By eating, sleeping, and recreating in one large room, the occupant would become self-actualized, integrated, and spiritually whole.
Pat agreed: "We'll turn this apartment into a showplace."
I began to draw floor plans that resembled comic-book mazes. I erased old walls and drew new ones a few inches east or west. In my sketches, the claustrophobic bathroom extended into the hall. The stairway became a closet, and a closet became a state-of-the-art media room. Pat added a few strokes to enlarge the kitchen. She eliminated a narrow, windowless pantry.
Invigorated and inspired, we set two young men with hammers loose. "Go for it!" Then we held our breaths.
Lights flickered and timbers shook. The ancient plaster lifted from the lath. A fine white power clouded around me.
Then, as we watched the old walls collapsing, our spirits sank. "Will tenants really want to eat and sleep in the same room?" Pat asked. "And, where will they hang their pictures?"
My mouth filled with the chalky taste of crumbling values. It's a serious business, moving walls. Even when they aren't load-bearing, they hold something important up.
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