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    <title>Problem Preventors for Freezing Pipes</title>
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    <published>2010-12-01T22:00:08Z</published>
    <updated>2011-03-02T02:03:22Z</updated>

    <summary>Protect your pipes from freezing while you are away on vacation. A simple and inexpensive freeze alarm will alert you if power fails. </summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This winter we rented our Florida vacation condo to a lady from Connecticut, where it snows. And snows. And <i>snows</i>. <br /><br />"What if the furnace breaks while you're away?" I asked. "Won't the pipes in your house freeze and burst?"<br /><br />"Not a chance," she said, and told me her secret...<br /><br /></p>
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        <![CDATA[<h3><b>Protect Pipes With a Freeze Alarm</b></h3>

<p></p><p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The same company that installed your burglar and fire alarm can add a cold temperature monitor to your 
            existing security system. Or, you can plug in a stand-alone 
            device such as the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000071NYC?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000071NYC">FA-I-CCA Intermediate Freeze Alarm from Control Products</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=literlandl-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000071NYC" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" width="1" border="0" height="1" />. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000071NYC?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000071NYC"><img src="31G06PXZrwL._SL160_.jpg" border="0" /></a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=literlandl-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000071NYC" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" width="1" border="0" height="1" /></font><img alt="31G06PXZrwL._SL160_.jpg" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/31G06PXZrwL._SL160_.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt;" width="160" height="64" /><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The Freeze Alarm looks and acts like a telephone answering machine. You set an alarm temperature and a few other variables. When 
            the internal sensor detects temperatures below the level you specified, the machine 
            calls you or any other emergency numbers you wish. <br /></font></p>Curious whether your home is cozy enough for your return? Call the monitor and hear the temperature. Then phone your envious landlady and make plans to extend your stay in Florida.<br /><br /><p><b>Learn More:</b><br /></p><fieldset class="zemanta-related"><legend class="zemanta-related-title"></legend><ul class="zemanta-article-ul"><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://www.homesecuritysystems.net/deep-freeze-alarms-home-security-monitoring-sensors-to-the-rescue/" rel="nofollow">Deep Freeze Alarms-Home Security Monitoring Sensors to the Rescue</a> (homesecuritysystems.net)</li></ul><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1"> Adapted from <i>The Fix</i>, Jackie Craven's monthly column for <i>House &amp; Garden</i> magazine</font></fieldset>
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<entry>
    <title>Cures for an Ugly Driveway</title>
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    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.72</id>

    <published>2010-10-03T08:30:00Z</published>
    <updated>2011-03-01T23:14:55Z</updated>

    <summary>See paving options for an ugly, disintegrated asphalt driveway.</summary>
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        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 149px;"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3168/2313161080_870d860cd7_m.jpg" alt="Cracks" width="139" height="240" /><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11440689@N03/2313161080">gtrwndr87</a> via Flickr</p></div>My driveway needs help. Parts of it sank. Other parts heaved up to form jagged craters. <br /><br />An enormous hump scraped the bottom of Susan's Volkswagen, so she went at the driveway with a sledge hammer. <br /><br />The driveway is flatter now, but mud oozes up through the asphalt. <br /><br />Okay, so what are my options?<br /><p><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;"><b><br /></b></font></p>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img alt="Brick-Driveway.jpg" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/Brick-Driveway.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0pt 8px 8px 0pt;" width="200" height="276" /><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;"><b>1</b></font>. <b>Brick or Stone
 Pavers.</b><br /><br />Oh to have a driveway reminiscent of the streets of 
Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia. Well, not like the actual Williamsburg 
of colonial days, when streets were paved with mud and horse manure. I'm
 talking about the Disneyfied Williamsburg with roads made of bricks in 
tidy herringbone patterns, or maybe with orderly rows of granite paving 
blocks. <br /><br /></p><p>The idea is tempting, but such a project would be 
costly. Also, bricks and stones are likely to sink or heave if they 
aren't installed correctly. Then where would I be? <br /></p><p><b>Web Link:</b>
 <a href="http://landscaping.about.com/od/drivewaysandwalkways1/f/driveway_pavers.htm">Driveway
 pavers pro and con.</a><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;">2.
 </font>Concrete.</b><img alt="stamped-concrete-driveway.jpg" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/stamped-concrete-driveway.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 8px 8px;" width="200" height="258" /></p><p>Concrete is less expensive than brick or stone 
pavement, and a variety of special treatments will give concrete a quasi
 historic look.&nbsp; For example, I could have the concrete tinted pale gray
 to mimic stone. Or, I could have the concrete imprinted with an 
imitation cobblestone pattern. <br /></p><p>Faux stone like this might 
 prove more durable than genuine stones, since there are no 
deep gaps to entice sprouting weeds.&nbsp;</p><p> Still, concrete can and will crack. 
And, although more affordable than brick and stone, concrete is costly. <br /></p><p><b>Web Link:</b>
 <a href="http://landscaping.about.com/od/drivewaysandwalkways1/f/driveway_pavers.htm">Concrete
 pros and cons.</a><br /></p><p><b><br /></b></p><p></p><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;">3. </font>Asphalt.<br /><br /></b><p>Just
 about every building in my neighborhood has an asphalt driveway. No 
wonder. Asphalt is much cheaper than concrete, and it's also more 
forgiving. Tree roots that will break a concrete slab may only cause a 
slight bulge in an asphalt driveway. But I hate the dismal black
 expanse of a driveway paved with gravel and tar. Do I really want my 
yard to look like a Wal-Mart parking lot? <br /></p><p> I suppose I could 
use tinted asphalt, like they do for some tennis courts. The color is 
added right to the asphalt mix, or else is added later by applying a 
tinted sealer. I'm looking into color options offered by <a href="http://landscaping.about.com/od/drivewaysandwalkways1/f/concrete_drive.htm">AsphaltColor.com</a>.</p><p><b>Web Link:
 </b><a href="http://landscaping.about.com/od/drivewaysandwalkways1/f/asphalt_paving.htm">Asphalt
 pros and cons.</a><br /><br /></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 210px;"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Life_will_overcome_some_day.jpg/300px-Life_will_overcome_some_day.jpg" alt="....in a small crack between pavement and cement." width="200" /><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Life_will_overcome_some_day.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;">4. </font>Crushed
 Stone or Gravel.<br /><br /></b>Gravel and crushed stone don't get no respect. 
People say that driveways paved with gravel or small stones are messy 
and develop ruts. Snow plows add to the problems and the stone needs to 
be periodically replaced.<br />&nbsp;<br /><p>I suppose this is true, but I've 
had good luck with the gravel driveway at my 6-unit rental building. The
 gravel was carefully installed with a firm layer of finely crushed 
stone under a thick layer of bluestones. The snow plow guy knows to set 
his blade high so he doesn't remove most of the driveway in the winter. 
And there's a nice friendly crunch to the sound of wheels when cars come
 and go. <br /></p><p>The grass and weeds sprouting in the middle of the driveway? 
Well, that adds to the atmosphere. <br /></p><p><b>Web Link:</b> <a href="http://landscaping.about.com/od/drivewaysandwalkways1/f/gravel_driveway.htm">Crushed
 stone pros and cons.</a></p><p><br /></p><p><a href="http://landscaping.about.com/od/drivewaysandwalkways1/f/gravel_driveway.htm"><br /></a></p><p><img alt="driveway-pavement.jpg" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/driveway-pavement.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0pt 8px 8px 0pt;" width="200" height="205" /><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;">5. </font>Combination.</b></p><p>I love this look. By combining two different pavement materials, I can enjoy the old fashioned look of cobblestone or brick with the convenience of concrete or asphalt. <br /></p><p>The idea is to create two smooth runways just wide enough for tires, with an island made of a more interesting material.<b><br /></b></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><b>More on the Web:</b><br /></p><ul class="zemanta-article-ul"><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://landscaping.about.com/od/drivewaysandwalkways1/a/driveway_types.htm">Driveway
 Materials</a><br /></li><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://www.brighthub.com/engineering/civil/articles/45858.aspx" rel="nofollow">Concrete Roads vs Asphalt Roads</a>&nbsp;</li><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://www.allhome-improve.com/2010/09/06/Best-Paver-Materials-for-Driveways,-Patios,-Pool-Decks,-and-Walkways/" rel="nofollow">Best Paver Materials for Driveways, Patios, Pool Decks, 
and Walkways</a> </li><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://mydecorarticles.com/not-all-concrete-has-to-be-stained-and-ugly/1980/" rel="nofollow">Not All Concrete Has To Be Stained and Ugly</a></li></ul>


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    <title>Landlady&apos;s Lament</title>
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    <published>2010-09-24T15:02:57Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-24T15:28:24Z</updated>

    <summary>The economy sucks. The good news is, when I called a roofer, he was out of work and came right away. The bad news is...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 310px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Roofing_felt.jpg" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Roofing_felt.jpg/300px-Roofing_felt.jpg" alt="Workers using special &quot;roofing shovels" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Roofing_felt.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div>The economy sucks. <br /><br />The good news is...<br /><br />When I called a roofer, he was out of work and came right away. <br /><br />The bad news is...<br /><br />The roofer's sudden hammering terrified the third floor tenants, who 
were convinced that our building was falling down.<br /><br />The good news is...<br />

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        <![CDATA[<div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 310px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Japanese_Squirrel_edit2.jpg" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Japanese_Squirrel_edit2.jpg/300px-Japanese_Squirrel_edit2.jpg" alt="Japanese Squirrel." /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Japanese_Squirrel_edit2.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div><br />The roofer patched a squirrel hole in the eave.<br /><br />The bad news is...<br /><br />A trapped animal died inside the wall and filled the building with noxious fumes.<br /><br />The good news is...<br /><br />The roofer also cleared away the stink weed trees growing alongside the building.<br /><br />The bad news is...<br /><br />The first floor tenants were distraught over the loss of their green vistas.<br /><br />The good news is...<br /><br />The tenants will help me plant new trees. The trees might have flowers.<br /><br />Life is good. <br /><br />I'm exhausted.<img style="border: medium none; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" alt="" src="http://img.zemanta.com/pixy.gif?x-id=f5fcc7cc-d449-4a47-8e1b-c6510f4065a4" /><span class="zem-script pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span>
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<entry>
    <title>Big Problems, Steamy Solutions</title>
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    <published>2010-09-19T00:08:23Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-19T01:45:21Z</updated>

    <summary>With the words &quot;Platinum Force&quot; emblazoned on the red finish, the little steamer promises lots of oomph, and it delivers. </summary>
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        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A steamer wasn't on my shopping list, but this one came free when I purchased a Dirt Devil hand vac. With the words "Platinum Force" emblazoned on the red finish, the small hand steamer promised lots of oomph, and maybe something more.<script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/s/link-enhancer?tag=literlandl-20&amp;o=1"></script><noscript><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/s/noscript?tag=literlandl-20" alt="" / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / />
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        <![CDATA[<p>Those furniture dents a tenant left in the thick Berber 
carpet? A spurt of steam from this little devil and the carpet piles 
perked right up. Another spurt and ground-in dirt lifted from the 
stairs. And the rumpled curtains? Pssssss...!&nbsp; Wrinkles gone.<br /><br />Hot air is magical. It powers speeding trains and soaring balloons. With luck, maybe this household appliance could steam away my noisy neighbors or, at the very least, remove the beer cans they littered on my lawn. <br /></p>

<p></p><p><img alt="Carpet-Steamer.JPG" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/Carpet-Steamer.JPG" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt;" height="375" width="500" /><br /><br /><b>Shopping Links:</b>
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<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005UP2C?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B00005UP2C">Dirt
 Devil CE7000 Easy Steamer Carpet Extractor</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=literlandl-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B00005UP2C" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" border="0" height="1" width="1" /></li>

<p></p><li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002TUU2GQ?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B002TUU2GQ">Dirt
 Devil PD2000B Easy Steam Deluxe 1500-Watt Steam Mop with Bonus Pads</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=literlandl-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B002TUU2GQ" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" border="0" height="1" width="1" /></li>

<p></p><li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003U0FMQO?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B003U0FMQO">Dirt
 Devil Steam Mop and Handheld Steamer Combo Pack with Pads</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=literlandl-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B003U0FMQO" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" border="0" height="1" width="1" /></li>

<p></p><li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003OAB5AM?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B003OAB5AM">Dirt
 Devil PD20005 Hand Held Steamer</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=literlandl-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B003OAB5AM" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" border="0" height="1" width="1" /></li>
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<entry>
    <title>Half-Broken But Hopeful</title>
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    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.63</id>

    <published>2010-09-11T00:08:58Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-11T01:58:23Z</updated>

    <summary>Broken appliances are annoying and costly, but nothing&apos;s worse than an appliance that breaks halfway.</summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Broken appliances are annoying and costly, but nothing's worse than an appliance that breaks halfway. When a stove or dehumidifier shuts down completely, you fix it or replace it and that's that. But appliances that stall and then start up again cause no end of aggravation, costing money, time, and sanity. <img style="border: medium none; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" alt="" src="http://img.zemanta.com/pixy.gif?x-id=f5d36330-b6fa-4e29-839f-de7c6fff7937" /><span class="zem-script pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></p>
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><p></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 250px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/77915774@N00/113795522"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/113795522_ffd40e2bdb_m.jpg" alt="Broken Appliances" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Broken Appliances by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/77915774@N00/113795522">Jessie Lynn McMains</a> via Flickr</p></div>What in the world do you do about a dryer that refuses to spin 
on Saturday, but does perfect somersaults on Monday when the repair 
service arrives? It's bad enough that Mr. Fix-it rolls his eyes and 
hints that you're hallucinating. He also sends you a bill... for 
nothing. <br /><br />Then, two weeks later, the dryer acts up again and you call the
 repair guy back and he sends another bill.<br /><br />Sometimes I suspect a
 conspiracy. On Tuesday the 
dishwasher overflows, on Wednesday the refrigerator gurgles, and on 
Friday the microwave pings. And pings. And <i>pings</i>. They do it on purpose. <br /><br />"Why 
don't you replace them?" the tenants want to know. "What kind of 
landlady are you?"<br /><br />How can I explain my uneasy relationship with mechanical devices? The washing machine and 
the stove and the trash compactor are like lingering love affairs. All they 
really need is a kick and a shake.<br /><br /><br />

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<ul class="zemanta-article-ul"><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://electrical.about.com/od/appliances/tp/appliancerepairhub.htm">Easy Appliance Repair Projects</a> (electrical.about.com)</li><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://laundry.about.com/od/laundryappliances/tp/Washerrepair.htm">DYI Washer repair</a> (laundry.about.com)</li><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://housewares.about.com/od/smallappliances/qt/applianceproblm.htm">How to Handle Appliance Problems</a> (housewares.about.com)</li><li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://blogs.consumerreports.org/home/2010/08/video-report-maintaining-refrigerators-vacuums-washing-machines.html">DIY
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<entry>
    <title>When Landlords Go Missing</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.LiteraryLandlady.com/2010/09/when-landlords-go-missing.html" />
    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.54</id>

    <published>2010-09-04T16:00:00Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-11T02:05:02Z</updated>

    <summary>Another landlord has gone missing. Happens all the time. You see messages from distressed tenants posted in the Yahoo forum: &quot;My landlord has disappeared, what do I do?&quot; </summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Another landlord has gone missing. Happens all the time. You see messages from distressed tenants posted in the Yahoo forum: &#8220;My landlord has disappeared, what do I do?&#8221;&nbsp; <br><br>Chances are, there&#8217;s a logical explanation. The building is being foreclosed and the landlord skipped town. Or, he&#8217;s so wealthy he forgot to stop by and collect the rents. Or, he simply got tired of fixing all those drippy faucets.&nbsp; <br><br>Still, whenever I hear about another missing landlord, my imagination spins.&nbsp; Abducted by space aliens?&nbsp; Hiding from hit men? And when these things happen, how do tenants cope?<br><br>Such questions are fodder for fiction like this: <b><a href="http://www.literarylandlady.com/fiction/missing-landlord.html">Mystery of the Missing Landlord</a> &gt;</b><br></p>
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<entry>
    <title>Renter&apos;s Remorse</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.LiteraryLandlady.com/2010/08/renters-remorse.html" />
    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.61</id>

    <published>2010-08-28T16:23:05Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-28T16:38:06Z</updated>

    <summary>Every landlady wants a gleeful tenant. But there is no escaping renters remorse.</summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Tips, Tools &amp; Lessons" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>A landlady's greatest joy is a gleeful tenant. After weeks of painting and scrubbing, nothing is more satisfying than the words, "Thank you! The apartment's beautiful!" But, despite my best efforts, there's no escaping renter's remorse.<br /></p>
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 310px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Duct-tape_Moving_Van.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Duct-tape_Moving_Van.jpg/300px-Duct-tape_Moving_Van.jpg" alt="Duct-tape Moving Van" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Moving Is Hell. Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Duct-tape_Moving_Van.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The problem starts with the moving truck. It's backed up in traffic, 500 miles down the road. Then torrential rain falls, the cat runs away, and police issue a round of parking tickets for all. <br /></p>In the midst of the confusion, muddy footprints are tracked across freshly shampooed rugs, the toilet clogs, the refrigerator breaks down, a shelf crashes from the wall, and alien insects (where did they come from?) emerge from a bedroom closet. <br /><br />It's no wonder when a new tenant comes to me in tears: "Our sofa won't fit through the door!"<br /><br />My co-owner Pat used to say that every sale involves two transactions: One 
in the 
store when the customer first decides to buy, and the second at home 
when she unwraps her purchases. <br /><br />In the same way, renting an 
apartment 
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<entry>
    <title>Landlord Love: John K. Freeman</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.LiteraryLandlady.com/2010/08/john-k-freeman.html" />
    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.60</id>

    <published>2010-08-09T15:25:02Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-17T16:22:07Z</updated>

    <summary>A gold star goes to real estate developer John K. Freeman who transformed a seedy apartment complex into a thriving community with educational resources for struggling families. </summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Some landlords just collect the rents and (maybe) fix the faucets. Others change the world. A gold star goes to real estate developer John K. Freeman who transformed a seedy apartment complex into a thriving community with educational resources for struggling families. <br /></p>]]>
        <![CDATA[Freeman is the hands-on owner of the <a href="http://kingsleycommons.com/en/">Kinglsey Commons</a> townhouse complex in Falls Church, Virginia.&nbsp; Many of his tenants are immigrants who are new to the country and living on limited incomes. To ease the adjustment, Freeman provides:<br /><br /><ul><li>a computer learning lab</li><li>a family resource center offering classes and homework help</li><li>four soccer teams, complete with uniforms</li><li>a summer camp</li><li>a 4-H club with its own garden</li></ul>What's Freeman's motive? Some critics call him a megalomaniac who lords over the world he created. But if community resources help tenants learn skills and pay their rent, a heavy dose of altruism makes business sense.<br /><br /><b>Full story:</b><br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/08/AR2010080802483.html">Developer John Freeman has created a tiny utopia at Kingsley Commons</a>, <i>Washington Post</i><br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Landlord Love: David Berry</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.LiteraryLandlady.com/2010/07/landlord-monument.html" />
    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.55</id>

    <published>2010-07-16T11:00:00Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-17T15:24:04Z</updated>

    <summary>Landlord David Berry of New South Wales, Australia won the affection of tenants who erected an enormous granite monument in his honor.</summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Legendary Landladies" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh to be loved like landlord David Berry of New South Wales, Australia. While so many landlords (and landladies) are feared and scorned, Berry won the affection of tenants who erected an enormous granite monument in his honor.<img style="border: medium none; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" alt="" src="http://img.zemanta.com/pixy.gif?x-id=307df7d6-12db-438f-9109-f4b193353c6d"><span class="zem-script pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></p>
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        <![CDATA[<div class="zemanta-img mt-image-right zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 310px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:E9438-David-Berry-monument.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/E9438-David-Berry-monument.jpg/300px-E9438-David-Berry-monument.jpg" alt="Monument to David Berry, a good landlord" width="300" height="400" /></a>

<p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Monument to a Good Landlord, image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:E9438-David-Berry-monument.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p>

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<p>David Berry inherited his land, the scenic Coolangatta homestead,&nbsp; from his older brother, the legendary explorer Alexander Berry. <br /><br /></p>

<div class="zemanta-img mt-image-right zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 250px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14193725@N00/382681803"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/382681803_09ebc0804b_m.jpg" alt="Victorian Cottage in Berry NSW" width="240" height="180" /></a>

<p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Victorian Cottage in Berry NSW, photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14193725@N00/382681803">Tim in Sydney</a> via Flickr<br /></p>

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<p>The Coolangatta homestead grew from a community of tenant farmers into a prosperous village. David Berry gave land to several churches and established an agricultural showground.<br /><br />When David Berry died in 1889, more than 2,000 people poured into 
Coolangatta to attend his funeral. The village was renamed Berry in honor of David and Alexander. <br /><br />Today the area is an historic resort. Many of the original buildings<b> </b>remain:<br /><br /><ul><li>The Berry homestead with maid&#8217;s
quarters and laundry</li><li>The stables and coachman&#8217;s quarters</li><li>The blacksmith&#8217;s shop</li><li>The prison</li><li>The community hall</li><li>The schoolhouse (now a pottery crafts center)</li></ul><br /><b>Sources:<br /><br /></b><ul><li><a href="http://yamhd.blogspot.com/">The Coolangatta Estate</a> by Malcolm Sealy</li></ul><ul><li><a href="http://berrystandrews.blogspot.com/">The Merchant Adventurer of Fife</a> by Malcolm Sealy</li></ul></p>

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<entry>
    <title>Moving Walls Changes Lives</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.LiteraryLandlady.com/2010/07/removing-walls.html" />
    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.42</id>

    <published>2010-07-12T14:00:00Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-16T23:30:48Z</updated>

    <summary>Most interior walls have no structural significance. They do not hold the ceilings up or keep the foundation from caving in. But what happens when you begin removing walls?</summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Architecture &amp; Design" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 160px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hohenstein_Madama_Butterfly.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Hohenstein_Madama_Butterfly.jpg/300px-Hohenstein_Madama_Butterfly.jpg" alt="Adolfo Hohenstein: poster for Madama Butterfly..." width="150"></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hohenstein_Madama_Butterfly.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div>In <i>Madama Butterfly</i>, rice paper walls slide open and closed and in a wink rooms are reconfigured for the next scene. A bedroom becomes a living room becomes a veranda. Life is as fluid as an aria. <br><br>I don&#8217;t live in an opera, so when I want to enlarge a kitchen I have to swing a sledge hammer and hope the wall isn&#8217;t the <a href="http://homerenovations.about.com/od/houseexteriorframework/a/artremoveloadwa.htm">load bearing</a> kind.</p>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Fortunately, most interior walls have no structural significance. They don't hold the ceilings up or keep the foundation from caving in. All they do is divide broad empty spaces into smaller spaces: spaces for eating, sleeping, recreation, and storage. These <a href="http://homerenovations.about.com/od/houseexteriorframework/a/artremoveintwal.htm">non-load bearing walls</a> are the conscience of our homes, telling us what to do, when to do it, and how many people we can do it with.<br /><br /></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 250px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/40115929@N03/4394909999"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4394909999_8de7d56d67_m.jpg" alt="taking down a wall to make our kitchen bigger" width="240" height="180" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/40115929@N03/4394909999">RyanIsHungry</a> via Flickr</p></div>When <a href="http://www.literarylandlady.com/cgi-sys/cgiwrap/jackiecr/managed-mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=2&amp;tag=Pat&amp;limit=20">Pat</a> and I purchased our Victorian apartment building, it had lots of walls. The bathroom was a dark, closeted space that would accommodate only one person at a time. The bedrooms were too small for a queen-sized bed. This was an apartment that disapproved of sex.<br /><br />To make matters worse, a previous landlord had added hasty partitions. He gave his tenants closets and an extra bedroom, but took away space and light. <br /><br />"We don't need so many walls," I told Pat. <br /><br />I imagined transforming the stuffy rental apartment into a grand open space, liberated from rigid ideas on how to live. By eating, sleeping, and recreating in one large room, the occupant would become self-actualized, integrated, and spiritually whole.<br /><br />Pat agreed: "We'll turn this apartment into a showplace." <br /><br />I began to draw floor plans that resembled comic-book mazes. I erased old walls and drew new ones a few inches east or west. In my sketches, the claustrophobic bathroom extended into the hall. The stairway became a closet, and a closet became a state-of-the-art media room. Pat added a few strokes to enlarge the kitchen. She eliminated a narrow, windowless pantry.<br /><br />Invigorated and inspired, we set two young men with hammers loose. "Go for it!" Then we held our breaths.<br /><br />Lights flickered and timbers shook. The ancient plaster lifted from the lath. A fine white power clouded around me. <br /><br />Then, as we watched the old walls collapsing, our spirits sank. "Will tenants really want to eat and sleep in the same room?" Pat asked. "And, where will they hang their pictures?"<br /><br />My mouth filled with the chalky taste of crumbling values. It's a serious business, moving walls. Even when they aren't load-bearing, they hold something important up.<br /><br /><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b>On the Web:</b><br /><br /></font>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/18/realestate/18cov.htm">The Fall of Temporary Apartment Walls</a></li><li><a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/01/watch-tiny-transformer-apartment-video.php">Moving Walls Transform Apartment</a> <br /></li>
<li><a href="http://homerenovations.about.com/od/houseexteriorframework/a/artremoveintwal.htm">Removing Interior Walls</a></li>
<li><a href="http://architecture.about.com/cs/buildyourhouse/a/storage.htm">8 Secrets for More Storage</a><br /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ny/organizing/closet-offices--121399">Work
 Around: Closets as Offices</a><br /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/chicago/open-closets-in-small-spaces-113488">Open Closets in Small Spaces</a> <br /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ny/good-questions/which-room-should-be-the-living-room-good-questions-114660">Which Room Should Be the Living Room?</a></li>

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<entry>
    <title>Problem Preventors for Apartment Bathrooms</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.LiteraryLandlady.com/2010/07/bathroom-problem-preventors.html" />
    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.53</id>

    <published>2010-07-05T14:00:00Z</published>
    <updated>2011-03-01T23:13:00Z</updated>

    <summary>These finishing touches are must-have for preventing damage and avoiding emergency calls.</summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
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        <category term="Landlady Lust" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
        <category term="Tips, Tools &amp; Lessons" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
    <category term="bathroom" label="Bathroom" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="plumbing" label="Plumbing" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="problempreventors" label="Problem Preventors" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-right" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 160px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bathroom-Refacing.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Bathroom-Refacing.jpg" alt="Bathroom Refacing" width="150" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bathroom-Refacing.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div>Call me crazy, but whenever I prep an apartment for new tenants, I spend a little bit extra accessorizing the bathroom. Tenants like a bathroom that's bright and appealing, but that's not the point. <br /><br />These finishing touches are must-have for preventing damage and avoiding emergency calls.
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 190px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/41701625@N00/3149415021"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/3149415021_44c84d4629_m.jpg" alt="New shower curtain" width="180" height="240" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/41701625@N00/3149415021">iamos</a> via Flickr</p></div><b><font style="font-size: 1.95312em;">1.</font> <font style="font-size: 1.25em;">Shower Curtain</font></b><br /><br />Most tenants bring their own shower curtain, but they may not have time to hang it right away. A single vigorous shower can flood the floor and damage ceilings in the apartment below.<br /><br />Hold floods at bay with an inexpensive shower curtain. Find one with bright patterns at WalMart or K-Mart, or order a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002QQ99SA?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B002QQ99SA">plain vinyl shower curtain liner</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=literlandl-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B002QQ99SA" alt="" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important;" width="1" border="0" height="1" />, available in white or a rainbow of colors.<br /><br />Whichever you choose, be sure the curtain has sturdy metal grommets.<br /><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;"><br /><br /><br /></font></b><img alt="31yklNT4VlL._SL160_.jpg" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/31yklNT4VlL._SL160_.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px;" width="160" height="129" /><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;">2.</font> </font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;">Splash Guard</font><br /><br /></b><p>Even with the best 
curtain, splashes happen. A splash guard helps keep water inside the 
tub. <br /><br />Make your own decorative splash guard using ceramic tiles, 
or buy a ready-to-install vinyl wedge. Secure it to the tub with 
adhesive caulk.<br /><br /><b>Great Buy:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002Z9DBJQ?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B002Z9DBJQ">Splash
 Guards for the Bath Tub</a></p><p><br /></p><div style="overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;"><img alt="51PgRDCVp1L._SL160_.jpg" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/51PgRDCVp1L._SL160_.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0pt 8px 8px 0pt;" width="160" height="160" /><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;">3.</font></b></font> <b><font style="font-size: 1.25em;">Bath Mat</font><br /><br /></b>A cotton bath mat 
adds a dash of color and absorbs damaging spills.<br /><br /><b>Great Buy:</b>&nbsp;
 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003NEU16I?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B003NEU16I">Brylane
 Home Scenario® 420 Solid-Color Cotton Bath Mats</a><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /><br /><br /><b><br /></b></font><img alt="Fun Toilet Plungers" src="http://www.literarylandlady.com/FunToiletPlunger.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px;" width="250" height="167" /><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;">4.</font></b> </font><b><font style="font-size: 1.25em;">Toilet Plunger</font></b><br />

<div style="overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;"><b><br /></b>Sooner or 
later someone will clog the toilet. Usually on a holiday weekend. When 
the in-laws are in town. <br /><br />To prevent a panicked and embarrassed 
emergency call, place a toilet plunger in every bathroom.<br /><br /><div style="overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">The 
colorful toilet plungers shown here are from&nbsp; <a href="http://www.blueribbongeneralstore.net/">Annie's Blue Ribbon 
General Store</a> in Brooklyn, NY.&nbsp; Or, for less than $10, buy a 
no-nonsence <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000JKD2M4?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=literlandl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000JKD2M4">basic
 black plunger.</a><br /><br />

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 are your favorite "problem preventors" for apartment bathrooms?<br /><br /><font style="font-size: 0.8em;"><b><font style="font-size: 1.5625em;">On the Web:</font></b></font><br /><br /><ul><li><a href="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/dc/a-simple-subtly-marine-bathroom-mini-tour-110570">A
 Rental Bath, Accessorized</a></li><li><a href="http://www.brighthub.com/diy/home-improvement/articles/75040.aspx">DIY
 Bathtub Repairs</a></li><li><a href="http://thehomeadventure.com/useful-tips-for-updating-your-bathroom/">Useful Tips for Updating Your Bathroom</a> <br /></li></ul>

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    <title>What Is a Landlady?</title>
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    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.34</id>

    <published>2010-06-29T13:33:24Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-14T15:13:10Z</updated>

    <summary>A landlady is not a landlord. She does so much more than fix drippy faucets.</summary>
    <author>
        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
        <uri>http://literarylandlady.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A landlady is not a <span class="tooltip" title="The terms landlord and landlady  are often erroneously linked to gender. It should be noted, however, that some men make marvelous landladies.">landlord</span>. She does so much more than fix drippy faucets. In fact, she might not fix the faucets at all, choosing instead to work on the troublesome people who try to use them.</p>
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><p></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 310px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Martin_Chuzzlewit_illus3.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Martin_Chuzzlewit_illus3.jpg/300px-Martin_Chuzzlewit_illus3.jpg" alt="Illustration from 1867 U.S. edition of Martin ..." width="300" height="422" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Martin_Chuzzlewit_illus3.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div><p>"Turn it slowly but firmly," <a href="http://www.literarylandlady.com/cgi-sys/cgiwrap/jackiecr/managed-mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=2&amp;tag=Pat&amp;limit=20">Pat</a> coached new 
tenants in the building we co-owned. "Gently, gently... now! Give it a 
push! There you go!" <br /></p>Then, if the tenant was male, Pat would tousle his 
hair. Pat could get away with that because she was old and had a grown 
son of her own. No matter what problems surfaced in our building, she 
could resolve it with a hug and a backrub. <br /><br />"There, there. Have you had breakfast yet?"<br /><br />"Pat!" I'd reproach her later. "You can't treat the
 tenants like children."<br /><br />"But they're so helpless!" she cried.<br /><br />Unlike those <a href="http://www.literarylandlady.com/2010/05/evil-landladies.html">horrible
 landladies</a> you see in movies and on TV, Pat looked after her 
tenants in a stern but motherly way. She scolded them for tracking mud 
into the hall, listened to their whispered conversations, folded the 
laundry they forgot in the dryer, asked about the health of their 
marriages, checked the contents of their garbage, watched the comings 
and goings of their cars, made note of their midnight tiptoes up the 
stairs, and inquired about frequent flushings of their toilets.<br /><br />When water drips into an apartment, a good landlord
 checks the pipes 
and the roof.&nbsp; If he can't find the source of the leak, he's stumped.&nbsp; A
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<entry>
    <title>Terrible Tenant: Sherlock Holmes</title>
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    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.49</id>

    <published>2010-06-21T11:00:00Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-14T15:25:44Z</updated>

    <summary>Poor Mrs. Hudson. The long-suffering landlady rented rooms to the worse of all possible tenants, the untidy and eccentric Sherlock Holmes. </summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p> Poor Mrs. Hudson. The often-overlooked landlady rented rooms to the worse of all possible tenants, the untidy and eccentric Sherlock Holmes.<br /></p><sup id="cite_ref-6" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor_Sherlock_Holmes_characters#cite_note-6"><span></span></a></sup><blockquote><p></p>

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        <![CDATA[<p></p><p></p><p></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 270px;"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dr._Watson.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Dr._Watson.jpg" alt="Sherlock Holmes in &quot;The Adventure of the ..." width="260" height="391" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">"The Adventure of the Dying Detective"<br />Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dr._Watson.jpg">Wikipedia</a></p></div>Author Sir Conan Doyle reveals more about Mrs Hudson in his 1913 story, "The Adventure of the Dying Detective."<br /><br />

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<p><font style="font-size: 1.25em;">MRS HUDSON</font>, the landlady of Sherlock Holmes, was a long-suffering woman. Not only was her first-floor flat invaded at all hours by throngs of singular and often undesirable characters but her remarkable lodger showed an eccentricity and irregularity in his life which must have sorely tried her patience. His incredible untidiness, his addiction to music at strange hours, his occasional revolver practice within doors, his weird and often malodorous scientific experiments, and the atmosphere of violence and danger which hung around him made him the very worst tenant in London...</p>

<h2 align="center">~~~~~</h2>

<p>Hummm. I've had tenants like that. Have you?&nbsp; <br /></p><p>Read the full story:&nbsp; <a href="http://www.ignisart.com/camdenhouse/canon/dyin.htm">The Dying Detective</a><span class="zem-script pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></p>
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<entry>
    <title>I Love Craig</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.LiteraryLandlady.com/2010/06/craig-newmark.html" />
    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.52</id>

    <published>2010-06-16T17:49:32Z</published>
    <updated>2010-09-11T02:03:06Z</updated>

    <summary>Founded in 1995, Craigslist.org grew from a roundup of San Francisco events to a global network that reaches 10 million users a month.  Now, all my For Rent ads go on the Craislist community Web site.</summary>
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        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Craig Newmark, founder of <a href="http://craigslist.org/">Craigslist</a>, transformed my life.<br /></p>
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        <![CDATA[<div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 110px;"><a href="http://www.daylife.com/image/07Wx3Z91TgazA?utm_source=zemanta&amp;utm_medium=p&amp;utm_content=07Wx3Z91TgazA&amp;utm_campaign=z1"><img src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07Wx3Z91TgazA/100x150.jpg" alt="DENVER - AUGUST 24:  Craig Newmark, founder of..." width="100" height="150" /></a><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image by <a href="http://www.daylife.com/source/Getty_Images">Getty Images</a> via <a href="http://www.daylife.com/">@daylife</a></p></div>When I purchased my first rental building, I advertised apartments in the newspaper. Phone calls woke me at 6 am. I spent hours fielding dead-end inquiries. <br /><br />Then along came Craig. Founded in 1995, Craigslist.org <a href="http://www.brighthub.com/office/entrepreneurs/articles/47398.aspx">grew from a&nbsp; roundup of San Francisco events</a> to a global network that reaches 10 million users a month.&nbsp; My fondness for print journalism could not keep me from defecting.<br /><br />Now my For Rent ads go on the Craislist community Web site. Each ad includes several photos and enough information to answer the most common questions. Interested parties respond via email. I'm able to <a href="http://www.literarylandlady.com/2010/05/the-writers-way-to-screen-tenants.html">pre-screen tenants</a> before phone numbers are exchanged. In most cases, the vacant apartment rents after only one or two showings. Whew, that's fast!<br /><br />Craigslist has also been a boon in finding temporary workers. When a tree branch fell across the parking lot, I posted a hasty ad: "$50 for a strong person with a saw. Contact me if you can work for two hours this afternoon."&nbsp; Within fifteen minutes, I received several emails. Two hours later, the job was done.<br /><br />Yes, there are risks. A dark cloud fell over Craigslist in 2009 when <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/04/20/2009-04-20_massachussetts_police_arrest_suspect_in_craigslist_killer_case.html">Philip Markoff</a>, aka the Craigslist Killer, was arrested for robbing and slaying a woman who advertised her escort services. The clean-cut med student had also assaulted two other women he contacted via Craigslist.<br /><br />Stories like that make me jittery but, after all, I'm not using Craigslist for sexual trysts. Moreover, parttime workers stay outside in the yard, where help is just a yell away. When showing apartments, I follow common-sense precautions, like these <a href="http://www.blogher.com/what-precautions-do-you-take-when-answering-craigslist-ad">safety tips</a> from EmKay at BlogHer.<br /><br />Now, a confession. My love for Craig Newmark goes beyond gratitude for the hours he's saved me in managing my rental buildings. Newmark is an innovator who uses the Web to transform communities. His <a href="http://craigslistfoundation.org/">Craigslist Foundation</a> helps people and organizations find needed resources and make connections.<br /><br />And then there's the wacky side of Craig. To sample the fun, check out the independent film, <a href="http://www.indieflix.com/film/24-hours-on-craigslist-17898/">24 Hours on Craigslist</a>. Also don't miss <a href="http://www.youtube.com/craigslist#p/c/8E2995C58EE2A569/10/Q98p5WxyHmE">craigslist tv</a>. The new documentary series follows the adventures of real life Craigslist 
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<entry>
    <title>How Rex Fixed Our Wood Floors</title>
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    <id>tag:www.LiteraryLandlady.com,2010://2.50</id>

    <published>2010-06-13T14:47:02Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-15T03:09:40Z</updated>

    <summary>Rex survived life in a motorcycle gang, a stint in prison, and a lingering residency in a halfway house for recovering drug addicts. Could he handle the responsibility of a drum floor sander?</summary>
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        <name>The Literary Landlady</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><p>"Hardwood is tricky," I told <a href="http://www.literarylandlady.com/cgi-sys/cgiwrap/jackiecr/managed-mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=2&amp;tag=Pat&amp;limit=20">Pat</a>. I suggested we hire a pro to refinish the floors upstairs. But Pat, who also owned the building, thought we should give the job to our local handyman, "Rex."<br /></p>
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        <![CDATA[<p></p><p></p><p>Rex had survived life in a motorcycle gang, a stint in prison, and a lingering residency in a halfway house for recovering drug addicts. His life was on the mend, but could he handle the responsibility of a drum sander?<br /></p><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: left; width: 250px;"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/194297669_3912a7cc30_m.jpg" alt="rented floor sander" width="240" height="180" /><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46077647@N00/194297669">Andrew|W</a> via Flickr</p></div>"Piece of cake!"&nbsp; Rex gripped the vibrating handlebar and roared off in a gust of oak dust. <br /><br />"Whoa!" I yanked the plug. "This isn't a Harley-Davidson." <br /><br />"Wha--?" Dragon tattoos rippled down his arms.<br /><br />"You have to be gentle." I recited <a href="http://www.hometime.com/Hometime_4.0/video/VideoCollectorPage/2006.php">floor sanding instructions</a> I'd learned from Hometime.com. "Move with the grain. <i>Gracefully</i>. " I twirled an arm. "Like a ballroom dancer."<br /><br />"This ain't no fancy ballroom," Rex growled.&nbsp; What's more, the sander we'd rented from Home Depot was (Rex said) crap. "It'll take muscle to fix these floors right." He plugged in the machine, revved the motor, and lurched forward, zigzagging across the grain.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />"<i>Pat!</i>" I shouted. "Rex is ruining our floors!"<br /><br />Pat came upstairs, swiped a finger through oak dust, and noted the gouges left by long-ago tenants. Even after sanding, these floors would look battle-scarred.<br /><br />"Like Rex," I sighed.<br /><br />It wasn't too late to call in a pro, but Rex was on a roll. Spraying wood chips, he rumbled toward the fireplace. His blue bandanna slipped over his eyes. His faded jeans slid low on his swaying hips. He paused for a teeth-rattling moment over the deepest scratches, then swerved dangerously close to the electrical
 cord that snaked in his path.<br /><br /><div class="zemanta-img mt-image-left zemanta-action-dragged" style="margin: 1em; display: block; float: right; width: 232px;"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2718/4076436768_885f31a81d_m.jpg" alt="Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire September 1935" width="222" height="240" /><p class="zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43130001@N06/4076436768">dovima<em>is</em>devine</a> via Flickr</p></div>I 
leapt to rescue the cord and walked alongside him, holding it aloft.<br /><p></p>Sometimes I thought Rex was too aggressive and I pulled in the reigns. Other times he thought I was too tentative and he charged ahead. Then our steps synchronized. <br /><br /><i>Forward, two, three--</i><br /><br />Swept up in the rhythm, I dreamed of a book I might someday write, a <a href="http://www.literarylandlady.com/fiction/after-the-murder.html">murder mystery involving a surly handyman and a drum floor sander</a>.<br /><br /><i>Back, five, six--</i><br /><br />Dents faded. Paint spatters vanished. Pat cheered. <br /><br />"Piece of cake!" Rex called.<br /><br />Then, reaching a corner, we swiveled back, gliding with the grace of dancers who instinctively understand when to stop, when to go, and when to move against the grain.


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